"Didn't get any of the new tickets for the mens road cycling that were generously 'opened' today - these areas were previously going to be free - now the whole of boxhill is shut! They better not 'open' any extra…"

"They should put Lord Coe in charge of the economy he could sell snow to Eskimos I'll be camped out here for free, beer in hand "

"cheers guys 160 happy runners - good work"

"I'll help and send an email now."

"I have volunteer for this weekend."

"Had a crazy moment yesterday - and entered the ballot!"

"The 2013 online ballot is now closed We're sorry but the online ballot for the 2013 Virgin London Marathon is now closed. If you've already entered the ballot, we’ll let you know in early October whether you've been…"

"I wondered why you kept flexing them at the parkrun afterparty!!"

"Thanks Paul!!  I wish I had the time to train for a marathon right now, as getting a good for age time doesn't seem too difficult surprisingly, but you have to get your entry in for that by July!"

"Thanks for this Tristan - your advice is far more qualified than I was expecting :) I think by 'Deformity' you must mean cosmetic 'enhancement' to my guns (its my newest party trick) Pain isn't a problem for me & my…"

"Bloody hell Paul!  How do you manage these things?"

"Apart from the obvious deformity, you might not have too much pain.  Also you might find your strength isnt actually that different. Surgery can be done, although not always indicated - it's usually dependant on your sporting level and…"

"Whens the club google+ page ready? :)"

"We reset the records for the Brockwell Parkrun course record for 243 finishers the previous record was stubbly holding at 169"

"the sun is out.. why are you wearing a wetsuit?"

"I guess we are talking about your Specialized Transition?? :*( Its really is a machine for specialised triathletes only and at your size will be even harder to find a match. I'd hit all the triathlon forums I could find Also try…"

"London is so big it requires logistics that will test even an experienced triathelete, the run is hard (broken ankles aside) and swim is chaos but the bike leg and overall event experience makesup for most of its failings. Dorney Lake is great for…"